I was at a store that sells gag gifts today and I found one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It was called a status badge. This thing was basically a name tag that had your facebook status printed right on the front of it. They are super cute and super cool, I really liked what it had to offer when I wore it. The company told me that the status badge offered the best ice breaking capabilities on the market. If I wear the status badge, people will flock over to me to talk to me about it and want to know where I got it from. If it is really as good of an ice breaker as they say it is, and it will show me how to get girls, than I will buy a few of them and get them to say all sorts of different things.